Y’all Salty

Sharks twitter was salty tonight. You guys know it was just game one right? Sure, It’s game one of the WCF, but still, IT WAS GAME ONE. While the Sharks didn’t look great, the Blues didn’t look much better. In fact, they looked down right mortal. If the Sharks had managed to put together a […]

Sharks V Kings, Round 1, Game 1

Remember back when we did this regularly? When I didn’t just throw up hastily put together digital ink jobs? Nah, I don’t either. Yeah, the Sharks has boobs. What are you going to do about it? It’s been so long that I almost forget how this works. Part of me actually kind of enjoyed the […]

Better Super Late Than Never Trade Reaction

Ok, so it’s not the most timely of posts, but, it’s a post nonetheless. The trade deadline has passed and now it’s time to objectively and critically react to the moves the Sharks made.   WHOOO WE GOT A COMPETENT BACKUP FOR A HELLA GOOD PRICE HOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA *ahem* Ok, sure, Reimer’s only a rental, but […]


I’m Back, Jack!

Hey guys, I’m back! Did you miss me? Probably not, but that’s OK. Anyway, I’m off the LTIR and ready to go. Coach says I won’t get a lot of minutes, but I’m still going to do what I can. (unlike Mike Brown, I will not use my few minutes of ice time to take […]

The John Scottroversey

You don’t have to like somebody as a player to understand that they’re a person. That’s important to remember here.   The NHL couldn’t bring itself to accept that the fans had used the vote to game the system and vote in a guy who, under normal circumstances, shouldn’t be within 1000 miles of the […]


Hey everybody! Having officially reached term, I am stepping aside in order to allow nature to (eventually) surprise me with a tiny human being. With that, allow me to introduce the new staff: Auth0r, Schtimpy27 and, back from the past, CTMinako! They’ve all been kind enough to volunteer and help out while I’m on the […]


Aloha! Long time no update. I think I was lulled into a partial coma by that game against the Devils and only just now fully recovered. (Seriously, I thought the Wild were boring but the Devils take the cake). Anyway, we have some news to announce. No, not the new dates for the heritage jerseys, […]

A Weak Recap of the Start of the Season

Holy Hockey Gods, the Sharks are ROLLING! Sure it’s only the third game of the season, but they’re looking good. I know, I know, the Sharks have had good starts before, and it’s only October and they suck in the playoffs and blahblahblah, LET ME ENJOY THIS, OK?! The Sharks look good. They look fast […]

The Contest Ends with but a Whimper

  Well, it didn’t go as planned, BUT, we did get a few entries, maybe even as many as 5 (including mine, 7 if we add 2 that didn’t qualify), so judging must begin! I’ll be sending all the entries to Brodie Brazil himself to review, so please be patient.  Until he gives us his […]

Enraged? Here’s How to Make a Difference

Kane, Varlamov, Voynov, all reprehensible cases of DV (or possible rape) in the NHL. It’s disgusting that the league has chosen not to take a stand on these issues, but we the fans still can help. Below is a list of shelters and services for victims of domestic violence and rape in the Bay Area. […]

UPDATE! DRAW BRODIE BRAZIL, no, really, please?

Hey there Brodie Brazil fans! As you know, we (the royal we, since this blog is currently just I, but whatever, we sounds better) announced THIS TOTALLY AWESOME CONTEST on the second of September. The prize, though not listed, are real. The chance to have fun, is real. The lack of entries is also, sadly very […]

The Curious Case of Couture and the C

This article hit the internets earlier today, suggesting, not entirely unreasonably, that it is time to give Logan Couture a letter. He was trotted out last summer as a potential new leadership guy, and while we all thought Pavelski would get the C, it looked like he and Vlasic would get the A, thus completing […]

CONTEST!! Draw Brodie Brazil! WIN PRIZES!

Are you tired of the same old summer contests? Are you looking for something new? Do you like fame, fortune, and winning things? If so, have I got a contest for you! DRAW CSN’s own Brodie Brazil! #DrawBrodieBrazil Rules: Goofy, wild, crazy images are encouraged. Go nuts. Super nuts. Like DEEZ NUTS Post your drawing, […]

Rock and Roll Part No

Listen! Do you smell that? That’s the sound of Sharks hockey swiftly approaching, and true to off season form, the Sharks have decided to change a few things up. Most notably, their goal song. For years it’s been Rock and Roll part two by Gary Glitter, but that’s about to change. Mr. Glitter is not […]

On Sentimentality

Mina and I were recently discussing how sentimentality affects our ability to rationalize and accept player trades. While neither of us would like to see Joe Thornton traded, for example, losing Patrick Marleau to a trade would be far worse. That might not bear out statistically speaking, but from a sentimentality stand point, it’s true. The […]